ohgodinternet

by sbp
Thu Jul 10

sbp speaking

sbp: Hello internets. This is sbp speaking. Do not be afraid. The sbp weblogging system is on the air. I will speak in short sentences. Short sentences are awesome. Like d8uv’s face. And kerian’s face. My friends have beautiful faces. Do you have beautiful faces? If so, you can get an ointment for that.

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d8uv: We here at ohgodinternet would like to formally welcome sbp here. Mainly because he’s smarter than everyone else, and british. Oh and he plays a bitchin’ guitar. This makes him irresistable to both the ladies, and the gents. Lesser people would make a joke about faggotry here, but sbp is far too cool for that. He’s probably even wearing sunglasses right now. That cat is just too cool for school.

by d8uv
Wed Jul 9
The only other mention of ohgodinternet on the internet

It borders on rule34. Of veggietales. Strangely appropriate considering the proprietors of this web site, to be honest.

by d8uv

Consumption of paper products; with a tic-tac aside

  • kerian: :S why am i eating this paper towel im not that hungry
  • d8uv: i had it worse a couple nights ago
  • d8uv: i cut open a tube of vaseline lip therapy, and ate it
  • kerian: i propose that tictacs are not a mint but a candy
  • kerian: have you ever had a citrus tictac which a)freshened your breath and b)didnt down a bunch like candy
  • kerian: its candy
  • kerian: they lie
  • d8uv: but... i mostly played with it, leading me to accidentally mention on skype that I had to wash up cause my hands were covered in vaseline
  • d8uv: everyone there was all "..."
  • kerian: the thing is that this paper towel isnt that bad
  • d8uv: i know
  • d8uv: i used to eat graph paper in high school precalc class
  • d8uv: T_T
  • kerian: dude was it the kind of bluewhite graph paper with blue lines?
  • d8uv: yes
  • kerian: that shit was tasty
  • kerian: best tasting paper
  • d8uv: the saddest thing is that the paper is probably the only source of fiber in our diets T_T
  • kerian: i am totally sending a comment to bounty that they need mt dew flavored paper towels
  • d8uv: um what
  • d8uv: steps to dew flavored paper towels:
  • d8uv: 1. spill your dew on a counter
  • d8uv: 2. clean that shit up
  • kerian: duuuude
  • kerian: doing this
  • kerian: now work on a chicken strip dinner towel
  • * A few minutes later
  • d8uv: status report on dew bounty
  • kerian: your advice ruined a perfectly scrumptious paper towel
  • d8uv: !
  • kerian: it tasted just all wrong
  • d8uv: maybe you gotta dry it out?
  • kerian: maybe if i spilled mt dew syrup
  • kerian: cleaned it up
  • kerian: let it dry
  • kerian: then consumed it
  • d8uv: or you can, you know
  • d8uv: stop doing things that 3 year olds have outgrew
  • kerian: you have no room to criticize mr
  • d8uv: hey the last paper product i ate was like 4 years ago
  • d8uv: maybe one
  • kerian: you have moved up to petroleum products, congrats
  • d8uv: i know
  • d8uv: more refined
  • d8uv: in all senses of the word
  • kerian: haha pun
  • kerian: im going to go drink some turpentine right now
  • d8uv: k peace out
by d8uv

A summary of what the fuck just happened:

d8uv: Ok so I mentioned that Kerian and sbp and I should make a blog together. So Kerian and I went and tried to make a good name for a while, finally settling on ohgodinternet. About 3 minutes later, I had this set up. Kerian made the first post with his usual dong huffing, and I made what I thought was the first post. Kerian edited his post to publically humilate me, I edited my post to retort, and I wound up somehow on the bottom. Kerian then called me a cheater, I made a post defending myself. Then I made this post. This is the worst blog ever. Stop reading this blog.

by d8uv

i didn't cheat

What the hell man why would you say such hurtful things T_T

Like I know how to move posts in the retarded sounding “Tumblrlog”. I don’t even know if they call it a “Tumblrlog”. I’m just guessing so because this is a web2.0 website and that’s the most retarded way to do it, and thus it must be.

by kerian

A blog for fags

If you’re here, you’ve probably huffed a dong.    ^^^^^^^^^-HAHA You suck.

You cheater >:[

by d8uv

first post

This is the worst thing ever to do, btw. Don’t do this.

BTW don’t do vvvvv either.