Wed
Jul
9
Consumption of paper products; with a tic-tac aside
- kerian: :S why am i eating this paper towel im not that hungry
- d8uv: i had it worse a couple nights ago
- d8uv: i cut open a tube of vaseline lip therapy, and ate it
- kerian: i propose that tictacs are not a mint but a candy
- kerian: have you ever had a citrus tictac which a)freshened your breath and b)didnt down a bunch like candy
- kerian: its candy
- kerian: they lie
- d8uv: but... i mostly played with it, leading me to accidentally mention on skype that I had to wash up cause my hands were covered in vaseline
- d8uv: everyone there was all "..."
- kerian: the thing is that this paper towel isnt that bad
- d8uv: i know
- d8uv: i used to eat graph paper in high school precalc class
- d8uv: T_T
- kerian: dude was it the kind of bluewhite graph paper with blue lines?
- d8uv: yes
- kerian: that shit was tasty
- kerian: best tasting paper
- d8uv: the saddest thing is that the paper is probably the only source of fiber in our diets T_T
- kerian: i am totally sending a comment to bounty that they need mt dew flavored paper towels
- d8uv: um what
- d8uv: steps to dew flavored paper towels:
- d8uv: 1. spill your dew on a counter
- d8uv: 2. clean that shit up
- kerian: duuuude
- kerian: doing this
- kerian: now work on a chicken strip dinner towel
- * A few minutes later
- d8uv: status report on dew bounty
- kerian: your advice ruined a perfectly scrumptious paper towel
- d8uv: !
- kerian: it tasted just all wrong
- d8uv: maybe you gotta dry it out?
- kerian: maybe if i spilled mt dew syrup
- kerian: cleaned it up
- kerian: let it dry
- kerian: then consumed it
- d8uv: or you can, you know
- d8uv: stop doing things that 3 year olds have outgrew
- kerian: you have no room to criticize mr
- d8uv: hey the last paper product i ate was like 4 years ago
- d8uv: maybe one
- kerian: you have moved up to petroleum products, congrats
- d8uv: i know
- d8uv: more refined
- d8uv: in all senses of the word
- kerian: haha pun
- kerian: im going to go drink some turpentine right now
- d8uv: k peace out
