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Curse you hashbrowns, why can't I make you.

So I bought this box of approximately 50 frozen hashbowns, because, you know, hashbrowns are fantastic.  I read the the instructions on the side and follow them.  The result was this rock-hard, black thing which was on fire.  I extinguished the flames and consumed it as punishment.  The second time I tried it i wound up with these floppy cold things, but sustained oil burns.  Finally, the third time I wound up with hashblacks again, but this time caught my linoleum floor on fire.  Hashbrowns, you are so tasty, but why are you so hard to make.   Furthermore why do I keep trying, seeing how the outcome is usually a fire, injury, and a foodstuff that is most definitely not a hashbrown.

;_;