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by kerian
Wed Jul 30

So let me tell you about my day

Random musings:

  • My cat tried to do a kick ass matrix jump across the bathroom and fell square in the toilet.  Swish, nothing but bowl.
  • Why do tanker trucks need to inform people that the contents are inedible.  I cant see going up to suckle on the teat of a road going container with the prospects of either Hydroflouric Acid or maybe if I’m lucky liquid chicken comming out.
  • The van at work uses about 3-6 quarts of diesel oil a day, and is coated in a nasty film.  I think I’m going call him Valdez.
  • Awesomemobile is still awesome (even though parts fall off it)
  • My cheese is dried out and stale ;_;

MORE BULLITINS AS EVENTS WARRENT